Hello Internet! So I don’t get a whole lot of questions around these parts, so instead of an FAQ section I’m doing an (I)FAQ section – (In)Frequently Asked Questions. These are questions I wish people would ask me more, so I am putting them her so that you can know them.
Q: What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
A: Blue Moon!! I’ve only ever been able to find it in the midwest, but it is Fruit Loop flavored and IT IS THE BEST.
Q: If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?
A: A CHRISTMAS TREE!!!! I’d be all glammed out all the time!
Q: What is your favorite show to marathon?
A: PSYCH! This is a wonderful (yet often overlooked) show and I love to marathon it while I do homework.
Q: What is your guilty pleasure jam?
A: What Would You Do? (If your son was at home? cryin’ all alone on the bedroom floor ‘cuz he’s hungry and… I’ll stop now.)
Q: What is your favorite jam in terms of preserves?
A: Strawberry Rhubarb ALL THE WAY.
Q: Are you pro-daylight-savings-time?
A: No. I feel VERY strongly about this. I am distinctly ANTI-daylight-savings-time.
Q: What IS it with Michelle Pfeiffer?
A: I honestly don’t know – can you tell me?
Q: What are your top three crafting activities?
A: Cross stitch, crocheting, and printing things out and hanging them on my wall (shut up – that is a craft!)
Q: If you were a baked good, what would you be?
A: My first instinct was brownie, but I actually think I’m more like pie. Peach pie to be exact (because I’m a peach, obvi!) and pie is nice and comforting and has connections to math… so yeah… I’m a pie!
Q: Who is your spirit animal?
A: That’s easy! Winston Bishop a.k.a Winnie the Bish a.k.a a.k.a a.k.a Brown Lightning from New Girl
I mean, the resemblance is striking, no?
Anyway, those are my (i)FAQs. Let me know if you have any questions you would like me to answer!