Tweets I Thought About But Never Tweeted.

Hey Internet! Happy Friday!

So, real talk: I’m bad at Twitter. I Shouldn’t be because I think in sound bytes a lot of the time. I even think “that’s funny. I should tweet that.” Sometimes I even type the tweet into the notes app on my phone. WHY? Why don’t I just tweet things? Is it because I am lazy? Probs. Its also partially because even when I think in sound bytes, they end up being more that 140 characters and I hate having to cut down. The magic gets lost somewhere around the second “u.”

So I write my tweets and they never get tweeted, but today I am going to share my tweets with the world! (I know. It’s so exciting). So here we go:

  • I went through a range of emotions when I realized that one of my favorite Christmas songs was by Barry Manilow. None of them were good.
  • I am in full on final study mode. Pass the cheezits and chocolate.
  • Apparently TSwift is NOT singing “the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake baby.” I am super disappointed about this #thebakerISgonnabake
  • Me, Monday night: STUDY! ALL THE TIME BE STUDY!!!
    Me, Tuesday afternoon: Naps is good things.
  • My phone autocorrects Mickey to MICKEY. I may be over-excitable.
  • How many Hershey’s Peppermint Bark bells are too many Hershey’s Peppermint Bark Bells?
  • Napping with a cinnamon candle and my Christmas lights lit: magical or a sure fire way to die a fiery death? #letsgowithmagic.

So that’s some of my twitter thoughts that have never seen the light of day. You. Are. Welcome. There aren’t too many right now, but I’m sure a second installment is on its way.

Happy Weekend!

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5 Responses to Tweets I Thought About But Never Tweeted.

  1. you need to be tweeting more so i can laugh more like this!

  2. Julia says:

    Hahaha, these are awesome! You should totally be tweeting all of these! P.S. I just started following you and I can’t remember if I have commented before? So if I haven’t Hi! I’m Julia! 🙂

  3. Alex says:

    I need to know more about these Hershey Peppermint Bark bells you speak of…. they sound like something I could easily find myself shoving into my mouth at a rate that isn’t healthy for any human being.

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