Hey Internet! If there is anything I have learned over the past month of living in Orlando, it is that I make an excellent hobo. Since I was without a job and my school schedule isn’t too horribly busy, I have spent a great deal of time living as a semi-recluse. And I thought I would give you some pointers in case you were looking to join me in my Hobo-dom.
Step One: Don’t get out of bed until at least noon. You don’t gots nowhere fancy to be!
Step Two: When you get out of be, you may think you need a shower. Don’t. Wait. There is a time for cleanliness, but that time is not now.
Step Three: Coffee. You may be a hobo, but you are still human. Caffeine it up!
Step Four: Eat something that you don’t have to cook: granola bars, cookies, berries that you foraged, ect.
Step Five: Lay on couch and watch tv or read. Stay there for five hours.
Step Six: Begin to worry that you smell and resign yourself to showering.
Step Seven: Shower, but don’t wash your hair. You still want to appear at least slightly vagrant-y.
Step Eight: Put your pjs on. This is not a time for real pants.
Step Nine: Eat lunch at dinner time. Again, try not to cook anything. The microwave is your friend.
Step Ten: Back to the couch for the reading and the TV.
Step Eleven: Go to bed and repeat tomorrow.
Did I miss anything, Internet? What do you do when you have a hobo day?