Welcome to what I like to call The Lazy Girl’s Fashion Blog!
What is the Lazy Girl’s Fashion Blog you ask? It’s a blog post where I (the lazy girl) talk about my fashion sense (Or lack there of…)!
Here is the thing Internet: do you ever have clothes that you think somebody needs to save you from? Like “Why am I wearing this again? Somebody plan an intervention!” No? Just me? Awesome.
It’s not that I don’t have good taste Internet. I really think I do. And it definitely is not for lack of clothing options, but I find myself constantly wearing the same two tops and I cannot stop myself!!
This is a problem because I am constantly getting berated by my friends and family for having too many clothes.
“Why do you have so many clothes?”
“You’re buying more clothes?!?”
“Did you ever think that maybe your closet isn’t too small and that maybe you just have too many clothes?”
I get that all the time (And I am working on it ok? Get off my back Internet). But it would be much easier to defend myself if I actually wore more of my clothes and was not constantly sporting the same two shirts!
So here are the shirts in question Internet:
But here is the truth Internet: The real reason why these shirts are shameful is not the fact that I wear them so much. It is the reason WHY I wear them so much.
I wake up in the morning and am like “Ugh. So tired. So sleepy. Gotta get dressed. Want to wear PJs. NEXT BEST THING!” I wear these shirts because I have a bad habit of not laying clothes out at night and I don’t have the wherewithal to make sound clothing decisions in the morning. I opt for what looks the comfiest, and it turns out my morning brain REALLY likes these two shirts.
Every time I put them on I think “Oh man. I need to stop. Should I just donate them so I stop having this problem?” But I can’t bring myself to part with the warmth and coziness and memories that they contain. I have tried making the MIT shirt a “house only shirt,” but it somehow always creeps back into my normal clothing rotation. It was even worse when I tried to delegate it to pajama status because then I would wake up and say to myself “Self, what should I wear today? What’s that you say? Wear the shirt I wore to bed last night? OK!!!”
So what should I do Internet? Donate them? Keep wearing them? Put them in the back-li-est dark-li-est corners of my closet so my morning brain can’t see them? Stop being lazy and lay my clothes out the night before like a grown up? Big girl life is hard!
Anyway, wrote this post last week, but thought it was missing something. Then I got THE BEST SHIRT EVER and thought I could wrap up the post nicely by saying that I fixed the problem because I never planned on wearing anything other than THE BEST SHIRT EVER ever again!
…But then I got to work today and realized that somehow – and I REALLY don’t know what happened on this one – I wore the pink sweater-y-ish shirt today. Yup. It didn’t fully dawn on me what I was wearing today until I GOT TO WORK. In my defense I didn’t sleep well last night? Is that an excuse? I don’t even know anymore.
Anyway, I am going to bed now. I am going to get a good nights sleep and I am going to have clothes laid out for when I wake up tomorrow and I am going to wear something spiffy.
That’s ok Internet. I don’t really believe me either.
So is there anything in your wardrobe you need saving from? Maybe I can help because am clearly a closest problem solving guru!