Poor Life Choices That I am Putting on the Internet

Hey Internet! It’s officially fall and that means YAYAYITSFALLSOMUCHHAPPYGOODTIMES!!!

So remember last year when I wrote a Hocus Pocus drinking game and my friend and I did it but she had to drive home afterwards so we had to switch to water half way through so we wouldn’t get shwasted? Well I just put Hocus Pocus in the DVD player and poured some Halloween Apple Wine, so buckle up. Its about to get weird!!

Anyway, today was FALL FUN DAY!!! My mom and I went to a pumpkin patch and then decorated for Halloween and now its HOCUS POCUS TIME!!!

Since I love fall so frackin’ much, I thought I would make (another? Did I do this last year? I don’t remember.) List of Reasons I Love the Fall:

 

  1. The weather. Nothing is better than a nice crisp fall day.
  2. You know what guys. This is a bad idea. I’m gonna just watch the movie and drink the drinking

 

I’m back Internet, I’m one glass and 20 minutes in and apparently Halloween Apple Wine is super strong and this is probably a bad idea. But I’m back! So this list isn’t going to work out what with me drinking every 6.3 seconds (seriously. Who wrote this? I did? Oh… oops! Gotta drink again!)

 

So now I’m thinking I will just tell you things about my day and the fall and my very important observations about Hocus Pocus. Get ready for some run on sentences and rambling because this game is potent. Poor life choices are happening here guys and you get to witness it! Aren’t you lucky?

That probably depends on how you define “lucky”

Hahaha Winifred just called Billy a Maggot Museum.

Guys we just had to pause the movie because a cat inflated and we had to finish our drinks and then take 8 more drinks in the next minute and a half and WHO WROTE THIS? WHY AM I DUMB. Also I just put a pan of pasta on the cofee table. The pasta is NOT soaking up the alochol like I hoped. We’s in trouble so much movie left.

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This is what our table looks like

A MUCK A MUCK A MUCK A MUCK A MUCK

Marcie just told me “Liz, we are only an hour into this and I already hate you.” I have had 3 glasses f wine a lready. Marcie has had 5. apparently we define “take a drink” differently. Small sips guys. Take small sips.

Marcie: “I need carbs”

Me: “CARBS DON’T HELP”

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“PUT THAT IN YOUR BLOG AND TWEET IT” – Marcue

Marcie just asked me if she could take a prempt-

WAIT DID YOU GUYS EVER NOTICE THE LOBSTER CHEF? HE NAMED HIS OBSTER ANGELO!!! ANGELO IS GOING TO THE JUCZI! HE KILLED ANGELO!!!

– ANYWAY, she asked if she could take a premetive drink and I said “NO! you wanted to get drunk! DRINK IT!… Wow. Peer pressure much?” and then she said I was great at peer pressure and why didn’t I drink in high school ad that I was Mean Girls part 2. How. Dare. She.

We have had to pause twice ti repour and drink.

“Mom? Dad? We got a new cat!!” That s basicaly how I got MY Binx! He really lives up t his name.

“Hello. I want my book” Bonjour. Je vuex mon livre.”

Dead man’s chungs!

Ok internet. I think you get the point. I’m gonna put you away now. I probably have another glass of wine to drink and I gots to get up for church tomorrow and I don’t want to bore you with my drunk-y musngs. Also, there are a lot of typos. I’m not going to fix them bcause I think it add authenticity to this blog post.

I will write a eal fall post tomorrow because I have pictures t show you of my pumpkin patch fun!

Dawn approaches! And I just poured my fifth glass of wine.

What poor life decisions are you making tonight internet?

 

ps Marcie just asked me if her eyes were crossed “cuz they feel crossed”




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