Overheard in the car where it am sitting in the back seat with my cousin:
Grandma: Sharon you want to watch that sore on his nose. It will probably become impetigo.
Sharon: He has had a rash on his legs. Could that be impetigo?
Grandma: Probably. You need to watch that. They won’t let him oh to school with impetigo.
Mom: It’s very contagious.
Me: WHOSITWHATNOW? What am I catching back here?!?
Mom: Impetigo. Look it up on your phone.
Me (reading from Mayo Clinic): “Impetigo (im-puh-TIE-go) is a HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS SKIN INFECTION -” Cousin! Get back on your side of the car!!!!! BACK LEPER!
I may be over reacting. Or I may be dying. You chose.
Before I knew that taking this picture would kill me.
After. He is altogether too pleased with himself.