It is my last day in Disney Internet. And it may well be my last day on earth. I have come down with a bad case of what I have named “Devil Blisters” and I’m pretty sure they are going to kill me in my sleep. I have named them Devil Blisters because they are like regular blisters except that they are as black as the Devil’s soul. They will probably rupture soon and fill my body with what I can only assume is a vastly toxic substance.
To answer your question (and by that, I mean my question,) No. They are not dye from my socks because I wore pink socks today. And yes, I totally tried washing the black off and it is definitely INSIDE MY FOOT.
So I just wanted to say farewell Internet. It’s been fun. A regular Michael Scott’s Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure, if you will. And if I somehow manage to survive the night I will update you on what I assume will be my quickly worsening condition. Because I care. (And just so you know how much I care, I would also like to tell you that I am typing on a shattered iPhone screen because someone (read: me) dropped it this morning. Clearly I cannot be held responsible for any typos in this post.)
So so long Internet. If we do not meet again, just know I love you.
And if anyone knows the cure for Devil’s Blisters please let me know!